Comics Tagged : TV

If I Judged Dog Shows

If I Judged Dog Shows
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Title
If I Judged Dog Shows
Date
January 30, 2020
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Panel 1 : Int. Dog Show Arena – Night

Dressed in a sharp blue suit and purple bowtie, Kevin paces back and forth in front of lineup of cute doggos.

Kevin (v serious)
Bring out the corgi, please.
Panel 2 : Int. Dog Show Arena – Continuous

Kevin continues to pace, but in the opposite direction.

Kevin (v serious)
..And the French Bulldog, please.
Panel 3 : Int. Dog Show Arena – Continuous

Kevin stops in front of the entire line of remaining doggos.

Kevin (v serious)
…And all the rest, please.
Panel 4 : Int. Dog Show Arena – Moments Later

Kevin lays on the ground, swarmed by cute, eager puppers. Standing over him are two old, dour-faced judges holding trophies waiting to be awarded.

Kevin (v serious)
I’m going to need more time, please.

Comfort Shows

Comfort Shows
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Comfort Shows
Date
April 25, 2019
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Comfort Shows (Bonus)

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Panel 1 : Int. Bedroom – Night

Sarah lies in bed, wrapped in a comforter, watching Netflix on her Laptop.

Laptop
Hi! What would you like to watch today?
Sarah
Reruns of The Office, please.
Panel 2 : Int. Bedroom – Continous

Laptop seems nonplussed.

Laptop
-Sigh- Again? But I made all this original content for you.
Panel 3 : Int. Bedroom – Continuous

Laptop makes an offer.

Laptop
…How about The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt?
Sarah
Reruns of The Office, please.
Panel 4 : Int. Bedroom – Continuous

Laptop presses further.

Laptop
…But Ellie Kemp-
Sarah (interrupting)
-Shhh- You’re wasting both of our time.

Head Nibbling

Head Nibbling
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Head Nibbling
Date
April 18, 2019
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Panel 1 : Int. Living Room – Night

Egg & Toast sit on the couch watching TV. Wrapped on in blanket, Egg lays their head on Toast, who looks over at it.

Whenever we’re alone…
Panel 2 : Int. Living Room – Continuous

Toast slowly opens their mouth.

…I know I can count on you…
Panel 3 : Int. Living Room – Continuous

Toast opens their mouth and nibbles lightly on Egg’s head.

…to nibble on me like a weirdo.
Panel 4 : Int. Living Room – Continous

Toast continues to nibble. Egg looks up.

Egg
Please don’t eat my head.
Toast
Don’t tell me how to love you.

The Correct Volume

The Correct Volume
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The Correct Volume
Date
February 28, 2019
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Panel 1 : Int. Living Room – Evening

Close up on the upper-righthand corner of a TV screen. A green overlay reads “Volume: 67”

Panel 2 : Int. Living Room – Continuous

Egg and Toast sit on their couch, watching said TV. Toast holds the remote. Wrapped in a blanket, Egg lays next to them.

Egg
Turn it up to “70,” please.
Panel 3 : Int. Living Room – Continuous

Toast pauses.

Toast
Why?
Egg
It has to be a mulitple of 5.
Panel 4 : Int. Living Room – Continuous

Toast looks confused.

Toast
…Why?
Egg
Ssssh! I’m trying to watch!