Comics Tagged : social media

Feed Me

Feed Me

Strip Info

Title
Feed Me
Date
February 10, 2021
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Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Home – Day

Kevin sits at his desk working. Instagram steps out on the table behind him.

Instagram
Hey. I’m hungry.
Kevin
I just fed you yesterday!
Panel 2 : Int. Home – Continuous

Instagram gets indignant.

Instagram
Do you want to grow your audience or not?
Kevin
Yeah, but… c’mon- I’m tired!
Panel 3 : Int. Home – Continuous

Instagram hops up on Kevin’s chest, grabbing him by his collar.

Instagram
Well maybe you should’ve have attached your self-worth to the likes I GIVE YOU.
Panel 4 : Int. Home – Later

Kevin sits at his computer, drawing another comic, crying. His bird sits on his shoulder.

Bird
I mean, he’s not wrong.
Kevin
(sobbing)
I know.

How I Feel Every Inktober

How I Feel Every Inktober

Strip Info

Title
How I Feel Every Inktober
Date
October 7, 2020
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Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Home – Day

Sarah sits on a stool, looking sad at a piece of paper. A pen tucked behind her ear. On a nearby table, Instagram walks up.

Instagram
Why so sad?
Sarah
-Sigh- I hate my drawing.
Panel 2 : Int. Home – Continuous

Instagram makes an offer.

Instagram
Wanna see art from people more talented than you?
Panel 3 : Int. Home – Continuous

Sarah stares blankly at Instagram.

Panel 4 : Int. Home – Continuous

Instagram starts walking away, beckoning Sarah to follow.

Instagram
Yeah, y’do. C’mon!

Sarah sighs.

Welcome Back

Welcome Back

Strip Info

Title
Welcome Back
Date
June 22, 2020
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Notes

This was the first comic I made in over three months after the COVID-19 lockdown started. Inspiration was hard to come by during those first few months. This is not the greatest joke in the world, but I’m glad I got something out there.

Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Void – Day

A green ring-necked parrot sits on a perch, talking to Kevin.

Bird
Hey, Kevin! Where y’been?
Kevin
Been off social media lately.
Panel 2 : Int. Void – Continuous

Kevin shrugs at the parrot.

Kevin
With everything going on in the world right now… is it o.k. to be funny?
Panel 3 : Int. Void – Continuous

The parrot responds.

Bird
Well luckily, you don’t have to worry about being funny.
Panel 4 : Int. Void – Continuous

The parrot leans in.

Bird
Take all the time off you want, champ!

Kevin deadpans to camera.

Desert Island

Desert Island

Strip Info

Title
Desert Island
Date
February 6, 2020
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Transcript

Panel 1 : Ext. Ocean – Day

A Castaway stands alone on a small desert island in the middle of open ocean. He waves his hands frantically at a Man swimming towards him from a flaming, sinking ship on the horizon.

Panel 2 : Ext. Ocean – Moments Later

The Man reaches the island. He hunches over to catch is breath. Meanwhile, the Castaway looks estatic.

Castaway
Thank goodness you’re here! Now let me tell you about my podcast!
Panel 3 : Ext. Ocean – Moments Later

The Castaway watches as the Man swims back out toward the flaming, sinking ship on the horizon.

New Year’s with Instagram

New Year’s with Instagram

Strip Info

Title
New Year’s with Instagram
Date
January 1, 2020
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Notes

This is a redraw of my original Instagram strip. The nice thing about this strip is that it works for almost any social situation. I guess that’s also the sad thing about this strip. Hmmm.

Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Home – Monday

Sarah sits on a stool, wearing a party hat, looking folorn. On the adjacent table, Instagram steps up.

Instagram
Why so sad?
Sarah
-Sigh- My New Year’s was lame.
Panel 2 : Int. Home – Continuous

Instagram perks up.

Instagram
Wanna see pics of your friends having fun without you?
Panel 3 : Int. Home – Continuous

Sarah glares at Instagram

Panel 4 : Int. Home – Continuous

Sarah slumps further. Defeated.

Sarah
-Sigh- Kinda….
Instagram
Yeah y’do! C’mon!

Selling Stuff on Craigslist – Part I

Selling Stuff on Craigslist – Part I

Strip Info

Title
Selling Stuff on Craigslist – Part I
Date
August 14, 2019
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Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Void – Day

Kevin sits at a little table. On the table, there’s a little red lamp. A tag hangs off that says “$5.” Craigslist Guy walks up.

Craigslist Guy
Hey is your lamp still available?
Kevin
Yup! Just $5!
Panel 2 : Int. Void – Continuous

Without a word, Craigslist Guy starts to literally fade away.

Panel 3 : Int. Void – Continuous

Going. Going…

Panel 4 : Int. Void – Continuous

Gone. Craigslist Guy has disappeared. Leaving Kevin alone, deadpanning to camera.

Advice From The Future

Advice From The Future

Strip Info

Title
Advice From The Future
Date
July 9, 2019
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Notes

Easter Egg: I actually made an Instagram account for Future Kevin. That’s how far I’ll go for a bit.

Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Room – Day

Present Kevin looks at his phone.

Present Kevin
Oh look – a new social network.

He starts to type a username: “fartybut..”

Present Kevin
Heheh.
Panel 2 : Int. Room – Continuous

A time portal opens and out steps Future Kevin. Future Kevin looks just like Present Kevin, except he has greying hair, a pudgy belly, and a beard.

Future Kevin
Stop!
Panel 3 : Int. Room – Continuous

Present Kevin is taken aback.

Present Kevin
Who are you?
Future Kevin
I’m you from the future!
Panel 4 : Int. Room – Continuous

Present Kevin looks incredulous.

Present Kevin
I grow a beard in the future?
Future Kevin
Yeah.
Present Kevin
Weird.
Panel 5 : Int. Room – Continuous

Future Kevin ignores him.

Future Kevin
Listen! Someday you’ll want to use that account for professional stuff.
Panel 6 : Int. Room – Continuous

Present Kevin looks down at his phone as Future Kevin continues.

Future Kevin
People won’t take you seriously with a dumb username. So don’t do it!
Panel 7 : Int. Room – Continuous

Present Kevin smiles as Future Kevin steps back into the time portal.

Present Kevin
OK I won’t. Thanks!
Future Kevin
Thank you!
Panel 8 : Int. Room – In The Future

Future Kevin looks down at his phone. His username is now “dumbbeard69.”

Weekend FOMO

Weekend FOMO

Strip Info

Title
Weekend FOMO
Date
April 8, 2019
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Notes

Inspired by the great Nathan W. Pyle, this comic is one of my favorites of all I’ve done (so far).

Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Home – Monday

Sarah sits on a stool, looking folorn. On the adjacent table, Instagram steps up.

Instagram
Why so sad?
Sarah
-Sigh- My weekend was lame.
Panel 2 : Int. Home – Continuous

Instagram perks up.

Instagram
Wanna see pics of your friends having fun without you?
Panel 3 : Int. Home – Continuous

Sarah glares at Instagram

Panel 4 : Int. Home – Continuous

Sarah slumps further. Defeated.

Sarah
-Sigh- Kinda….
Instagram
Yeah y’do! C’mon!