Comics Tagged : single panel

Keyboard Generals

Keyboard Generals

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Panel 1 : Int. The Situation Room – Day

A stressed US President hunches over a large conference table in The Situation Room. Seated around the table are military generals, advisers, and policy leaders. On the table are laptops and papers with sensitive military information. The President motions to a round, bald-headed man wearing wraparound sunglasses and a Bored Ape Yacht Club t-shirt standing beside him. The guy throws up the devil horns sign.

“Gentlemen, this is a very precarious international situation, Which is why I brought in @callofdoody69 for his expert opinion.”

Jenga For Beginners

Jenga For Beginners

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Title
Jenga For Beginners
Date
August 15, 2021
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This comics was written by the criminally funny Opus Moreschi

Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Void – Day

A man stands hunched over a table, hand to his forehead, biting his lip in nervousness. On either side of him, his friends gather, shouting with anticipation. On the table in front of them is a single, rectangular block of wood, standing on it’s end like a tower. A very stable tower. The nervous man raises his hand to touch it. To the side, a box lies open with the label “Jenga For Beginners.”

Free Ways To Support Your Favorite Artists

Free Ways To Support Your Favorite Artists

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Title
Free Ways To Support Your Favorite Artists
Date
July 4, 2021
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Panel 1 : Int. Void – Day

A single panel graphic. A header at the top reads, “Free Ways To Support Your Favorite Artists (from good to best).”

In a descending column under that are the following actions: “Bookmark, Like, Comment, Share,” and finally, “Learn to code, hack Instagram, and change the algorithm to favor artists again.”

At the bottom is a drawing of Kevin hunched over a laptop looking suspicious.

A Second Opinion

A Second Opinion

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Title
A Second Opinion
Date
May 2, 2021
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Panel 1 : Int. Hospital Room – Day

A man sits up in a hospital bed, hooked up to an IV drip. He wears wraparound sunglasses. His doctor stands bedside, looking at his clipboard. Next to the doctor stands a short, muscular, bald man wearing the same wraparound sunglasses as the man in the bed.

Doctor
All my tests say you have cancer. But I called in your favorite podcast host for a second opinion.

Gossip Folks

Gossip Folks

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Title
Gossip Folks
Date
April 4, 2021
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Panel 1 : Int. Void – Day

A person sits at their desk, happily typing away at their laptop.

Gossiping with my friends
Panel 2 : Int. Void – Day

The same person, no longer typing, completely deflated.

Wondering if my friends are gossiping about me

The 2 Types of Self-Quarantine

The 2 Types of Self-Quarantine

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Title
The 2 Types of Self-Quarantine
Date
March 15, 2020
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Panel 1 : Int. Living Room – Evening

Kevin slumps on the couch, playing a video game. His eyes sleepy. His hair disheveled. He hasn’t shaved. Empty delivery container, dirty laundry, and trash are strewn everywhere. He’s wearing sweatpants and only one sock – that has a hole in it.

Panel 2 : Int. Living Room – Alternate Timeline

Kevin sits perfectly erect on the same couch in a bright orange hazmat suit. His living room is sparkling clean. His face is frozen in a wide, toothy smile of anxiety. Sweat beads on his brow. On the endtable sits a single glass of red wine. He’ll never drink it.

Sliding Doors

Sliding Doors

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Title
Sliding Doors
Date
November 16, 2018
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Transcript

Panel 1 : Ext. Wal-Maht – Day

Kevin steps up to the sliding glass doors of a Wal-Maht.

Ever since I was a kid, I’ve loved automatic sliding doors.
Panel 2 : Ext. Wal-Maht – Continuous

Extreme close-up on Kevin’s eyes.

I still pretend I’m opening them with my mind.
Panel 3 : Ext. Tatooine – Dusk

[Fantasy] Kevin, dressed in Jedi garb, waves his hand to open the sliding glass doors.

…like a Jedi
Panel 4 : Int. Wal-Maht – Continuous

Kevin strides confidently past a Greeter.

Greeter
Welcome to Wal-
Kevin
(interrupting)
To the sock section, my Padawan!

Relationship Pie Chart

Relationship Pie Chart

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Title
Relationship Pie Chart
Date
August 27, 2018
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Panel 1 : Int. Void – Whenever
Time Spent In A Relationship

A large pie chart, divided up into three slices. Two of them, very slim (about 5% each), are labeled “Eating” and “Cuddling.” A third, overwhelmingly large slice (about 90%), is labeled “Holding Up Your Phone & Saying ‘Look At This’.”

At The Gym

At The Gym

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Title
At The Gym
Date
July 20, 2018
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Panel 1 : Int. Gym – Day
Other People Working Out

A handsome, fit man sits at a lat pulldown machine. Smile on his face, he pulls down the bar at a moderate weight.

Panel 2 : Int. Gym – Later
Me, A Peak Athlete

Kevin struggles at the same machine with much less weight. His face contorts and his legs kick up in protest.