Comics Tagged : shame
Touch Grass
Bonus Panel
Strip Info
- Title
- Touch Grass
- Date
- June 25, 2023
- Tags
- bonus panel, capitalism, computers, creativity, guilt, Kevin, mental health, nature, park, productivity, relatable, rest, self care, shame, The Grustle Monster
Transcript
- Panel 1 : Ext. Park – Afternoon
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Kevin lies in the grass of a field on a sunny summer day. Eyes closed. Hands behind his head. Smiling.
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- Kevin
- Aaaaah. There’s nothing like a lazy summer afternoon…
- Panel 2 : Ext. Park – Continuous
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Closer on Kevin’s face as a strange shadow creeps over him. He opens one eye to see:
- Panel 3 : Ext. Park – Continuous
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Kevin’s POV: The Grustle Monster standing over him, blocking out the sun. Furrowed brow. Frowning.
- Panel 4 : Ext. Park – Continuous
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Wider to reveal The Grustle Monster looming over Kevin in a menacing way.
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- Kevin
- Damnit I’m allowed to rest!
- Panel 5 : Ext. Park – Later
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Later, two passersby notice Kevin sitting on the grass, his full, two-monitor desktop set up in the grass in front of him.
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- Passerby 1
- Did that guy bring his desktop to the park?
The Hogwarts Sorting Hat Is A Jerk
Strip Info
- Title
- The Hogwarts Sorting Hat Is A Jerk
- Date
- August 31, 2018
- Tags
- Dumbledore, Harry Potter, Hogwarts, Kevin, Muggles, pop culture, shame, Sorting Hat
- Notes
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This comic is a perennial favorite. Every couple of months, a Harry Potter themed Instagram account will post it. Then all the others will too. People love the Harry Potter, what can I say?
Transcript
- Panel 1 : Int. Hogwarts – Night
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A new Hogwarts student smiles as the Sorting Hat proclaims his house.
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- Sorting Hat
- Gryffindor!
- Panel 2 : Int. Hogwarts – Moments Later
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Same thing. But with a different student.
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- Sorting Hat
- Hufflepuff!
- Panel 3 : Int. Hogwarts – Moments Later
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Same thing. Only this time with Kevin.
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- Sorting Hat
- Only saw the movies! Never read the books!
- Panel 4 : Ext. Hogwarts – Moments Later
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Surrounded by new students, Dumbledore banishes Kevin from Hogwarts. Kevin, shoulders slumped, walks away.