Comics Tagged : self defense

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Panel 1 : Int. Living Room – Night

A sleepy Kevin lifts the cover on his bird’s cage.

Kevin (whispering)

Hey. Are you awake?

Bird

Well, I am now.

Panel 2 : Int. Living Room – Continuous

Kevin continues.

Kevin

I heard a scary noise outside. Can you come sleep next to me?

Bird

No! You’re a grown man. Go to bed!

Panel 3 : Int. Living Room – Continuous

A horrible sound: “-skritch- -skritch- BLEAGGGGH” comes from off-panel. Kevin and his bird freeze in fear.

Panel 4 : Int. Living Room – Continuous

Kevin lies in bed, wide awake, clutching a baseball bat. On the pillow next to him lies his bird, facing the other direction.

Bird

Just don’t roll over and crush me.