- Panel 1 : Int. Office – Day
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A website—personified with glasses, a moustache, and arms and hands—sits in a chair at a desk. Across its forehead is written EVERY JOB SITE. It beckons to someone off-camera.
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- Website
- Just give me your resumé and I’ll auto-populate our application for you!
- Panel 2 : Int. Office – Continuous
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Wide shot revealing Kevin sitting on the other side of the desk. Wearing a short-sleeved dress shirt and red tie, he hands his resume to the website.
- Panel 3 : Int. Office – Continuous
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The website adjusts its glasses, looking at Kevin’s resume.
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- Website
- Ah! I see your last job was “Resumé” with a start date of “Baltimore” and an end date of “Microsoft Word”
- Panel 4 : Int. Office – Continuous
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Reverse on Kevin. He frowns and beckons the website to give him his paper back.
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- Kevin
- -Sigh- Just let me do it.
- Panel 5 : Int. Office – Moments Later
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Kevin and the website still sitting at the desk.
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- Website
- Isn’t this a Dilbert comic?
- Kevin
- No. I’m not a racist.