Sarah sits on a stool. On a nearby table, Instagram walks up.
Instagram makes an offer.
Sarah stares blankly at Instagram.
Instagram starts walking away, beckoning Sarah to follow.
Sarah sighs.
A large pie chart, divided up into three slices. Two of them, very slim (about 5% each), are labeled “Eating” and “Cuddling.” A third, overwhelmingly large slice (about 90%), is labeled “Holding Up Your Phone & Saying ‘Look At This’.”