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My Most Valuable Skill

My Most Valuable Skill
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Title
My Most Valuable Skill
Date
February 20, 2019
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Panel 1 : Int. Office – Day

Kevin sits across a desk from a middle-manager who is looking at Kevin’s resume while clicking a pen. A cup on the table tells us this is Brad.

Brad
So. What would you say is your most valuable skill?
Panel 2 : Int. Office – Continuous

Across the desk, Kevin deadpans.

Kevin
Heating up fish in the office microwave… and pinning it on other people.
Panel 3 : Int. Office – Continuous

Brad’s eyes bug out as someone cries out from the other room.

Someone (OS)
Ugh! What stinks?
Oh c’mon, Brad!
Panel 4 : Int. Office – Continuous

Kevin smiles a shit-eating grin.

I’m. Dumb.

I’m. Dumb.
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I’m. Dumb.
Date
February 6, 2019
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Panel 1 : Int. Kitchen – Evening

INSERT – A hand holds a microwave burrito box. It reads:
Microwave Instructions
1. Remove burrito from wrapper
2. Microwave on HIGH for 4-5 minutes
3. LET STAND FOR 2 MINUTES
CAUTION: CONTENTS HOT

Panel 2 : Int. Kitchen – Continuous

Holding said burrito box, Kevin stands in front of his microwave. It DINGS. Done.

Panel 3 : Int. Kitchen – Continuous

Kevin opens the microwave door. Flames shoot up from the burrito inside.

Panel 4 : Int. Kitchen – Continuous

Kevin picks up the molten burrito and is about to put it in his mouth.

Kevin
(thinking)
I’m sure it’s fine.