Comics Tagged : Kevin
Sliding Doors
Strip Info
- Title
- Sliding Doors
- Date
- November 16, 2018
- Tags
- Jedi, Kevin, Padawan, pop culture, shopping, single panel, Star Wars, Wall-Mart
Transcript
- Panel 1 : Ext. Wal-Maht – Day
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Kevin steps up to the sliding glass doors of a Wal-Maht.
- Ever since I was a kid, I’ve loved automatic sliding doors.
- Panel 2 : Ext. Wal-Maht – Continuous
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Extreme close-up on Kevin’s eyes.
- I still pretend I’m opening them with my mind.
- Panel 3 : Ext. Tatooine – Dusk
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[Fantasy] Kevin, dressed in Jedi garb, waves his hand to open the sliding glass doors.
- …like a Jedi
- Panel 4 : Int. Wal-Maht – Continuous
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Kevin strides confidently past a Greeter.
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- Greeter
- Welcome to Wal-
- Kevin
(interrupting) - To the sock section, my Padawan!
When You Can’t Take A Compliment
Strip Info
- Title
- When You Can’t Take A Compliment
- Date
- October 15, 2018
- Tags
- Brad Cooper, funny faces, Kevin, Lady Gaga, movies, pop culture, shallows
Transcript
- Panel 1 : Ext. Jersey Home – Evening
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Bradley Cooper leans out from the window of his black SUV.
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- Bradley Cooper
- Hey…
- Panel 2 : Ext. Jersey Home – Continuous
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Near the front gate, Kevin turns around. Interest peaked.
- Panel 3 : Ext. Jersey Home – Continuous
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Cooper’s eyes twinkle.
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- Bradley Cooper
- I just wanted to take another look at you.
- Panel 4 : Ext. Jersey Home – Continuous
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Kevin’s face contorts into the worst “pretty ugly” smile imaginable.
The Hogwarts Sorting Hat Is A Jerk
Strip Info
- Title
- The Hogwarts Sorting Hat Is A Jerk
- Date
- August 31, 2018
- Tags
- Dumbledore, Harry Potter, Hogwarts, Kevin, Muggles, pop culture, shame, Sorting Hat
- Notes
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This comic is a perennial favorite. Every couple of months, a Harry Potter themed Instagram account will post it. Then all the others will too. People love the Harry Potter, what can I say?
Transcript
- Panel 1 : Int. Hogwarts – Night
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A new Hogwarts student smiles as the Sorting Hat proclaims his house.
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- Sorting Hat
- Gryffindor!
- Panel 2 : Int. Hogwarts – Moments Later
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Same thing. But with a different student.
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- Sorting Hat
- Hufflepuff!
- Panel 3 : Int. Hogwarts – Moments Later
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Same thing. Only this time with Kevin.
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- Sorting Hat
- Only saw the movies! Never read the books!
- Panel 4 : Ext. Hogwarts – Moments Later
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Surrounded by new students, Dumbledore banishes Kevin from Hogwarts. Kevin, shoulders slumped, walks away.
A Little Potty Humor
Strip Info
- Title
- A Little Potty Humor
- Date
- August 3, 2018
- Tags
- bathroom, Kevin, plants, poo gas, potty humor, reference, talking objects, toothbrushes
- Notes
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This is a redraw of the original comic. You can still see the old one on my Instagram. I was experimenting with my character design. It turned out real cringy. This one’s much better.
Transcript
- Panel 1 : Int. Bathroom – Day
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Kevin brings a small Succulent plant into the bathroom.
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- Kevin
- I bought a plant to liven up my bathroom!
- Panel 2 : Int. Bathroom – Continuous
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Kevin places the Succulent on the tank of the toilet.
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- Kevin
- There you go, little buddy. Enjoy!
- Panel 3 : Int. Bathroom – Continuous
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Kevin exits. Leaving the Succulent alone with the Toothbrush Mug.
- Panel 4 : Int. Bathroom – Continuous
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The Toothbrush Mug speaks to the Succlent.
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- Toothbrush Mug
- Hope you like breathing poo gas, kid.
At The Gym
Strip Info
- Title
- At The Gym
- Date
- July 20, 2018
- Tags
- athletes, awkward, fitness, funny faces, gym, Kevin, single panel, sports, workout
Transcript
- Panel 1 : Int. Gym – Day
- Other People Working Out
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A handsome, fit man sits at a lat pulldown machine. Smile on his face, he pulls down the bar at a moderate weight.
- Panel 2 : Int. Gym – Later
- Me, A Peak Athlete
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Kevin struggles at the same machine with much less weight. His face contorts and his legs kick up in protest.
Pale At The Beach
Strip Info
Transcript
- Panel 1 : Ext. Beach – Day
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Kevin walks out onto a crowded beach on a sunny day. Wearing black trunks, a black shirt, and black sunglasses with a towel slung around his shoulder, he looks around non-challantly.
- Panel 2 : Ext. Beach – Continuous
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Kevin starts to take off his shirt. Revealing his white belly.
- Panel 3 : Int. Beach – Continuous
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The sun reflects off Kevin’s white belly so hard, he becomes a supernova. The white-hot blast incerates the people closest too him. Further away, folks scream, shielding their eyes from the bright flash. Birds drop from the sky. One guy’s face starts to melt off.
Nothing’s Gonna Stop Me Now
Strip Info
- Title
- Nothing’s Gonna Stop Me Now
- Date
- February 28, 2018
- Tags
- 80s, emergency, Kevin, life or death situation, Perfect Strangers, sitcoms
Transcript
- Panel 1 : Ext. Street – Day
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A paramedic crouches over a man who has been shot. He clutches his chest in pain.
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- Paramedic
- Help! This man is dying. The only thing that can save him is someone singing the “Perfect Strangers” theme from memory!
- Panel 2 : Ext. Street – Continuous
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Kevin nudges his way to the front of the gathered crowd.
- Panel 3 : Ext. Street – Continuous
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Kevin steps up. Closes his eyes. Raises his arms in an offeratory stance.
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- Kevin
- Everyone stand back.
When Your Favorite Band Gets Too Popular
Strip Info
- Title
- When Your Favorite Band Gets Too Popular
- Date
- July 30, 2016
- Tags
- anti-social, gatekeeping, Kevin, music, Some Guy
Transcript
- Panel 1 : Ext. Void – Day
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Kevin rocks out listening to his favorite on his phone thru headphones. The band’s logo on his t-shirt.
- Panel 2 : Ext. Void – Continuous
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Some Guy steps up and points at Kevin’s t-shirt. The guy smiles.
- Panel 3 : Int. Void – Continuous
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The guy points at his own shirt. It’s the same logo. The guy gives a thumbs up.
- Panel 4 : Int. Void – Moments Later
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Kevin has started a smile fire on the ground between them. In it are his t-shirt, his phone. And, for some reason, his pants. Kevin stands in his boxers, glaring at the guy.
The True Meaning of “Saint”
Strip Info
Transcript
- Panel 1 : Ext. Pearly Gates – Day
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A woman steps up to address St. Peter at his podium.
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- Woman
- I helped cure cancer.
- St. Peter
- Wait in line.
- Panel 2 : Ext. Pearly Gates – Moments Later
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A man steps up to address St. Peter at his podium.
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- Man
- I helped bring peace to the Middle East.
- St. Peter
- Wait in line.
- Panel 3 : Ext. Pearly Gates – Moments Later
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Kevin steps up to address St. Peter at his podium.
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- Kevin
- I went to my friend’s improv show. At 11pm. On a Tuesday.
- Panel 4 : Ext. Pearly Gates – Continuous
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St. Peter gestures towards the Pearly Gates, which swing wide.
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- St. Peter
- Come right in!