Comics Tagged : desk
Every. Job. Site.
Bonus Panel
Strip Info
- Title
- Every. Job. Site.
- Date
- February 13, 2024
- Tags
- capitialism, desk, glasses, job hunt, Kevin, LinkedIn, moustache, office, resume, technology, The Internet, website
Transcript
- Panel 1 : Int. Office – Day
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A website—personified with glasses, a moustache, and arms and hands—sits in a chair at a desk. Across its forehead is written EVERY JOB SITE. It beckons to someone off-camera.
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- Website
- Just give me your resumé and I’ll auto-populate our application for you!
- Panel 2 : Int. Office – Continuous
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Wide shot revealing Kevin sitting on the other side of the desk. Wearing a short-sleeved dress shirt and red tie, he hands his resume to the website.
- Panel 3 : Int. Office – Continuous
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The website adjusts its glasses, looking at Kevin’s resume.
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- Website
- Ah! I see your last job was “Resumé” with a start date of “Baltimore” and an end date of “Microsoft Word”
- Panel 4 : Int. Office – Continuous
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Reverse on Kevin. He frowns and beckons the website to give him his paper back.
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- Kevin
- -Sigh- Just let me do it.
- Panel 5 : Int. Office – Moments Later
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Kevin and the website still sitting at the desk.
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- Website
- Isn’t this a Dilbert comic?
- Kevin
- No. I’m not a racist.
A Very Accurate Halloween Costume
Bonus Panel
Strip Info
- Title
- A Very Accurate Halloween Costume
- Date
- October 30, 2023
- Tags
- Bird, bird costume, Cintiq, desk, Halloween, Halloween costume, jack-o-lantern, Kevin, pumpkin, table
Transcript
- Panel 1 : Int. Kevin’s Apartment – Day
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Kevin sits at his desk, drawing on his Cintiq. Behind him, his bird stands on a pumpkin on a table. His bird is wearing a little black t-shirt, blue pants, and a sandy blonde wig, just like Kevin.
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- Bird
- Look! I dressed up as you for Halloween!
- Kevin
- Oh god…
- Panel 2 : Int. Kevin’s Apartment – Continuous
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Kevin’s bird furrows his brow.
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- Bird (mocking)
- “Hi. I’m Kevin. I’m a little bit grumpy all the time…”
- Kevin
- Please stop.
- Panel 3 : Int. Kevin’s Apartment – Continuous
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His bird continues:
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- Bird (mocking)
- “…I’d sure be a lot happier if I didn’t tie my self-worth to my productivity…”
- Kevin (rolling eyes)
- Yeah yeah. Very funny.
- Panel 4 : Int. Kevin’s Apartment – Continuous
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Kevin’s bird starts to walk away.
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- Bird (mocking)
- “Whelp! Off to make a comic with a mediocre punchline!”
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Kevin swivels around in his chair.
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- Kevin
- Oh fuck off!
- Bonus Panel : Int. Kevin’s Apartment – Later
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Later, Kevin’s bird stands in front of an iPad, drawing something. He turns around to see Kevin standing behind him, wearing an ill-fitting green parrot suit — just like him.
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- Bird
- Am I supposed to be offended? You look great!