- Panel 1 : Int. Kevin’s Apartment – Day
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Kevin sits at his desk, drawing on his Cintiq. Behind him, his bird stands on a pumpkin on a table. His bird is wearing a little black t-shirt, blue pants, and a sandy blonde wig, just like Kevin.
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- Bird
- Look! I dressed up as you for Halloween!
- Kevin
- Oh god…
- Panel 2 : Int. Kevin’s Apartment – Continuous
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Kevin’s bird furrows his brow.
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- Bird (mocking)
- “Hi. I’m Kevin. I’m a little bit grumpy all the time…”
- Kevin
- Please stop.
- Panel 3 : Int. Kevin’s Apartment – Continuous
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His bird continues:
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- Bird (mocking)
- “…I’d sure be a lot happier if I didn’t tie my self-worth to my productivity…”
- Kevin (rolling eyes)
- Yeah yeah. Very funny.
- Panel 4 : Int. Kevin’s Apartment – Continuous
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Kevin’s bird starts to walk away.
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- Bird (mocking)
- “Whelp! Off to make a comic with a mediocre punchline!”
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Kevin swivels around in his chair.
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- Kevin
- Oh fuck off!
- Bonus Panel : Int. Kevin’s Apartment – Later
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Later, Kevin’s bird stands in front of an iPad, drawing something. He turns around to see Kevin standing behind him, wearing an ill-fitting green parrot suit — just like him.
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- Bird
- Am I supposed to be offended? You look great!
