The Next Doctor Strange Movie (Probably)

The Next Doctor Strange Movie (Probably)

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Title
The Next Doctor Strange Movie (Probably)
Date
July 18, 2021
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Transcript

Panel 1 : Ext. MCU Multiverse – Day

Dr. Strange ushers MCU heroes into a portal. The heroes include Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield as Spider-Man, plus Hugh Jackman as Wolverine.

Dr. Strange
Come, friends! All MCU variants are needed on the main timeline!
Panel 2 : Ext. MCU Multiverse – Continuous

Dr. Strange looks over his shoulder as someone off-panel speaks.

Someone (OS)
Fantastic! We’re ready to help!
Panel 3 : Ext. MCU Multiverse – Continuous

Reverse angle to reveal the cast of the 2015 Fantastic Four movie (you know – the lame one with Miles Teller). Dr. Strange rolls his eyes.

Panel 4 : Ext. MCU Multiverse – Continuous

Dr. Strange closes the portal around himself, leaving the lame Fantastic Four variants there. Dr. Strange flashes a peace sign and a huge grin.

Dr. Strange
Sorry, all full, gotta go!

The Film School Grad’s Lament

The Film School Grad’s Lament

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Title
The Film School Grad’s Lament
Date
July 11, 2021
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Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Living Room – Day

Kevin slouches on his couch, watching TV. His bird sits on his head.

Kevin
Man, this movie is awful! I could easily write something better than this crap!
Panel 2 : Int. Living Room – Continuous

Kevin’s bird perks up.

Bird
Oh! Does this mean you’re finally going ot finish that screenplay you started in your 20’s?
Panel 3 : Int. Living Room – Continuous

Kevin glowers at the bird.

Panel 4 : Int. Living Room – Continuous

Kevin picks up the remote.

Kevin
Let’s see what else is on.

Free Ways To Support Your Favorite Artists

Free Ways To Support Your Favorite Artists

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Title
Free Ways To Support Your Favorite Artists
Date
July 4, 2021
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Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Void – Day

A single panel graphic. A header at the top reads, “Free Ways To Support Your Favorite Artists (from good to best).”

In a descending column under that are the following actions: “Bookmark, Like, Comment, Share,” and finally, “Learn to code, hack Instagram, and change the algorithm to favor artists again.”

At the bottom is a drawing of Kevin hunched over a laptop looking suspicious.

As Good As It Gets

As Good As It Gets

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Title
As Good As It Gets
Date
June 27, 2021
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Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Home – Day

Kevin sits at his desk, working on his laptop. Behind him, his bird stands on its cage.

Bird
What if this is as good as it gets?
(For you, I mean.)
Panel 2 : Int. Home – Continuous

Kevin rasies an eyebrow as the bird continues.

Bird
What if you’re never as happy, healthy, or successful as you are right now?
Panel 3 : Int. Home – Continuous

Kevin looks visibly annoyed as the bird really drives it home.

Bird
What if it’s just one long, slow slide into irrelevance from here on out?
Panel 4 : Int. Home – Moments Later

The bird is in its cage. A black shroud covering it.

Bird
(from under the shroud)
Not the self-reflective type I see.

That Anakin / Padme Meme

That Anakin / Padme Meme

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Title
That Anakin / Padme Meme
Date
June 20, 2021
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Transcript

Panel 1 : Ext. Field – Day

Kevin sits in a field of tall grass, dressed like Anakin Skywalker from that one meme.

Kevin
I’m going to make a drawing of you.
Panel 2 : Ext. Field – Continuous

Padme smiles.

Padme
It’s not going to look like you, right?
Panel 3 : Ext. Field – Continuous

Kevin deadpans.

Panel 4 : Ext. Field – Continuous

Padme’s face now looks like Kevin’s.

Padme
(alarmed)
It’s not going to look like you, right?

The Glitter Trap

The Glitter Trap

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Title
The Glitter Trap
Date
June 13, 2021
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Notes

Based on an actual conversation between my partner and I

Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Living Room – Evening

Dani confronts Kevin on their couch, sticking a finger in his face.

Dani
You’ve got giltter on your face. You cheating on me?
Kevin
No.
Panel 2 : Int. Living Room – Continuous

Dani holds up a finger with evidence.

Dani
Then where did it come from?
Kevin
I dunno. My new lotion?
Panel 3 : Int. Living Room – Continuous

Kevin defends himself.

Kevin
Besides, the only time I’ve left this house in the past year has beenn to take out the trash. When could I possibly cheat on you?
Panel 4 : Ext. Back Alley – Night

Kevin rendevous with some bimbo in a leopard print mini dress while taking out the trash.

Kevin
(to bimbo)
She’s on to us.

Bruce Wayne’s Dilemma

Bruce Wayne’s Dilemma

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Title
Bruce Wayne’s Dilemma
Date
June 6, 2021
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Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Wayne Manor Study – Evening

A young Bruce Wayne looks shell-shocked. Alfred comforts him.

Alfred
Master Bruce, you’ve been through a terrible trauma…
Panel 2 : Int. Wayne Manor Study – Continuous

Alfred introduces Bruce to a friendly-looking therapist.

Alfred
…You can either talk to this nice man about your feelings…
Panel 3 : Int. Wayne Manor Study – Continuous

Alfred introduces Bruce to Ra’s al Ghul.

Alfred
…Or you can train with this scary man to beat up strangers and dress as a giant bat.
Panel 4 : Int. Wayne Manor Study – Continuous

Bruce and Ra’s are gone, leaving Alfred and the therapist.

Alfred
(to therapist)
I’m sure he’ll be fine.

Let Them Fight

Let Them Fight

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Title
Let Them Fight
Date
May 23, 2021
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Notes

This is a remix of my Falcon and The Winter Solider comic as suggested by my Instagram follower Azid. The bonus panel of the original still works here too.

Transcript

Panel 1 : Ext. Cafe – Day

Godzilla yells at King Kong.

Godzilla
SKREEONGK!
Panel 2 : Ext. Cafe – Continuous

King Kong yells at Godzilla.

King Kong
RAAAAAAAWR!
Panel 3 : Ext. Cafe – Continuous

WIDER to reveal Godzilla and Kong are sitting at an outdoor cafe. Their waiter (Kevin) stands awkwardly between them.

Kevin
…I can come back in a few minutes…

Grandpa’s Acting Weird Again

Grandpa’s Acting Weird Again

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Title
Grandpa’s Acting Weird Again
Date
May 16, 2021
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Notes

The games Grampa’s referring to are Animal Crossing, Among Us, and Adpot Me (Roblox). Some folks think the last one is Pokémon, but they’re wrong.

Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Retirement Home – Day

A young boy sits at his grandpa’s feet.

Young Boy
Grandpa, what did you do during the 2020 Pandemic?
Panel 2 : Int. Retirement Home – Continuous

Grandpa sits in his easy chair.

Grandpa
Well, first I sold turnips to a raccoon on my own private island.
Panel 3 : Int. Retirement Home – Continuous

Grandpa continues.

Grandpa
…Then my friends and I took turns murdering each other in space.
Panel 4 : Int. Retirement Home – Continuous

The little boy looks confused as Grandpa finishes.

Grandpa
…And I bred my pets until they started glowing.
Panel 5 : Ext. Retirement Home – Later

The young boy’s Mom leads him to their car.

Mom
How was your visit with Grandpa?
Young Boy
Confusing.

In the background, Grandpa waves from the porch of his retirement home.

The Cord Cutter’s Lament

The Cord Cutter’s Lament

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Title
The Cord Cutter’s Lament
Date
May 9, 2021
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Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Void – Day

Kevin stands, looking at his credit card bill. His bird sits on his shoulder.

Kevin
Man! All these streaming services really add up!
Panel 2 : Int. Void – Continuous

His bird ponders.

Bird
Hmm… if only there was a single service that gave you hundreds of channels for one price…
Panel 3 : Int. Void – Continuous

Kevin starts to respond.

Kevin
…You mean like ca-
Bird
(interrupting)
LIKE CABLE.
Panel 4 : Int. Void – Continuous

His bird looks closer at his cable bill.

Bird
Also: You pay for Netflix? What a chump!

Kevin deadpans to camera.