How I Feel Every Valentine’s Day

How I Feel Every Valentine’s Day

Strip Info

Title
How I Feel Every Valentine’s Day
Date
February 14, 2021
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Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Home – Day

Sarah sits on a stool. On a nearby table, Instagram walks up.

Instagram
Why so sad?
Sarah
I’m alone on Valentine’s Day. Again.
Panel 2 : Int. Home – Continuous

Instagram makes an offer.

Instagram
Wanna see pics of your friends in happy relationships?
Panel 3 : Int. Home – Continuous

Sarah stares blankly at Instagram.

Panel 4 : Int. Home – Continuous

Instagram starts walking away, beckoning Sarah to follow.

Instagram
Yeah, y’do. C’mon!

Sarah sighs.

Feed Me

Feed Me

Strip Info

Title
Feed Me
Date
February 10, 2021
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Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Home – Day

Kevin sits at his desk working. Instagram steps out on the table behind him.

Instagram
Hey. I’m hungry.
Kevin
I just fed you yesterday!
Panel 2 : Int. Home – Continuous

Instagram gets indignant.

Instagram
Do you want to grow your audience or not?
Kevin
Yeah, but… c’mon- I’m tired!
Panel 3 : Int. Home – Continuous

Instagram hops up on Kevin’s chest, grabbing him by his collar.

Instagram
Well maybe you should’ve have attached your self-worth to the likes I GIVE YOU.
Panel 4 : Int. Home – Later

Kevin sits at his computer, drawing another comic, crying. His bird sits on his shoulder.

Bird
I mean, he’s not wrong.
Kevin
(sobbing)
I know.

Look With Your Eyes

Look With Your Eyes

Strip Info

Title
Look With Your Eyes
Date
January 30, 2021
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Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Home – Day

Toast stands in front of an open closet. Egg sits at the table across the room, working on a laptop.

Toast
Where are the light bulbs?
Egg
Middle shelf.
Panel 2 : Int. Home – Continuous

Toast looks confused.

Toast
Where? I don’t see them.
Egg
(stops working)
Next to the towels.
Panel 3 : Int. Home – Continuous

Toast doesn’t see them.

Toast
Where?
Egg
-Sigh-

Egg stands up and begins to walk across the room.

Panel 4 : Int. Home – Continuous

Just as Egg reaches Toast…

Toast
Oh! There they are!

Toast reaches for them. Egg just glowers at Toast.

Cobra Kai is Back!

Cobra Kai is Back!

Strip Info

Title
Cobra Kai is Back!
Date
January 19, 2021
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Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Home – Day

Kevin’s laptop sits on a table behind him.

Laptop (to Kevin)
Hey, you’re a straight, white, Gen-X dude, right?

Eating a pita pocket, Kevin turns around.

Panel 2 : Int. Home – Continuous

Kevin looks down at his shirt. It has a reference to Sunny D on it.

Panel 3 : Int. Home – Continuous

Kevin looks up.

Kevin
So?
Panel 4 : Int. Home – Continuous

Close on Kevin’s laptop.

Laptop
You should watch Cobra Kai Season Three. You’ll love it!
Panel 5 : Int. Home – Continuous

Kevin shrugs.

Kevin
I dunno. I watched the first two seasons and thought it was just O.K.
Panel 6 : Int. Home – Continuous

A beat passes between them.

Panel 7 : Int. Home – Continuous

The same.

Laptop
We brought back Elizabeth Shue.
Kevin
Let’s do it.

Every January

Every January

Strip Info

Title
Every January
Date
January 4, 2021
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Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Void – Day

Kevin stands in front of a table of glittery, glowing blue orbs. Written on all of them is “2021.” Kevin’s eyes go wide in anticipation.

Kevin
Look at all these shiny new projects for the new year!
Panel 2 : Int. Void – Continuous

From off-panel, something speaks.

Orb (O.S.)
What about us?

Kevin’s eyes look to the side.

Panel 3 : Int. Void – Continuous

Behind Kevin is another table. On it sits a pile of sad, dull, misshapen grey orbs. Written on all of them is “2020.” Kevin gives them a side-eye.

Panel 4 : Int. Void – Moments Later

Kevin gathers the shiny 2021 orbs in his arms. The 2020 orbs sit in a trashcan behind him.

One. Job.

One. Job.

Strip Info

Title
One. Job.
Date
November 25, 2020
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Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Home – Day

Kevin sits at a desk, looking over at his inkjet printer. The printer has eyes like a person. Kevin motions towards his laptop in front of him.

Kevin
Hey, can you take what I typed and put it on a piece of paper?
Panel 2 : Int. Home – Continuous

The printer’s eyes grow heavy.

Printer
-Sigh- I mean, I can try…

How I Feel Every Inktober

How I Feel Every Inktober

Strip Info

Title
How I Feel Every Inktober
Date
October 7, 2020
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Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Home – Day

Sarah sits on a stool, looking sad at a piece of paper. A pen tucked behind her ear. On a nearby table, Instagram walks up.

Instagram
Why so sad?
Sarah
-Sigh- I hate my drawing.
Panel 2 : Int. Home – Continuous

Instagram makes an offer.

Instagram
Wanna see art from people more talented than you?
Panel 3 : Int. Home – Continuous

Sarah stares blankly at Instagram.

Panel 4 : Int. Home – Continuous

Instagram starts walking away, beckoning Sarah to follow.

Instagram
Yeah, y’do. C’mon!

Sarah sighs.

Bird In The Hand

Bird In The Hand

Strip Info

Title
Bird In The Hand
Date
September 15, 2020
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Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Void – Day

A cute blue bird with a white tuff on its head sits in a person’s hand. It smiles.

Bird in the Hand
Panel 2 : Int. Void – Day

The same bird sits in an open can of beans.

Bird in a Can
Panel 3 : Int. Void – Day

The same bird sits on top of a giant, cooked ham.

Bird on the Ham
Panel 4 : Int. Void – Day

The same bird holds a red guitar. Over its left eye is painted a pink bolt of lightning. It’s white tuft has been replaced by a blonde, spiky mohawk. Behind it is a red drum set. Seated at the drum set is another cute bird. This one green with a floppy blond mohawk. On the kick drum of the drum set is written the band name: “The Birbs.”

Bird in a Band

Tote Bags

Tote Bags

Strip Info

Title
Tote Bags
Date
August 14, 2020
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Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Home – Day

Kevin holds a reusable tote bag filled with groceries. A logo printed on the bag reads “NPR.” A green ring-necked parrot sits on a perch behind him.

Bird
Wait, Kevin- haven’t you heard? Tote bags are bad for the environment.
Panel 2 : Int. Home – Continuous

The parrot is now on Kevin’s shoulder. Kevin looks incredulous.

Kevin
What? How?
Bird
Reusable cotton totes take more energy to create than plastic bags.
Panel 3 : Int. Home – Continuous

Kevin looks down at his tote bag as the parrot continues.

Bird
Each new tote has to be reused 20,000 times to break even.
Panel 4 : Int. Home – Continuous

Kevin raises his eyebrows.

Kevin
But… how will people know I support NPR?
Panel 5 : Int. Home – Continuous

The parrot leans in.

Bird
Kevin, you’re a white, middle-aged liberal… we know.

Kevin deadpans to camera.

Corn On The Cob

Corn On The Cob

Strip Info

Title
Corn On The Cob
Date
July 25, 2020
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Notes

After the controversy of my “Opening Up” comic, I decided to do something dumb and fun. This wordplay was based on a game my partner and I play. It’s hard to explain. But I like this comic. Someday, I hope to turn it into a children’s book.

Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Void – Day

A cute Corn on the Cob with legs, arms, and a face smiles and waves at you.

Corn on the Cob
Panel 2 : Int. Void – Day

The Corn on the Cob sits in the back of a cab. Still smiling and waving at you.

Corn in the Cab
Panel 3 : Int. Void – Day

The Corn on The Cob stands next to a cute brown bear cub. They hold hands, smile, and wave at you.

Corn with a Cub
Panel 4 : Int. Void – Day

The Corn on the Cob stands next to an open manhole. The manhole is surrounded by a yellow railing. The Corn on the Cob wears an orange safety helmet, safety vest, and holds up a sign that reads “Slow.”

Corn on the Job