The True Meaning of “Saint”

Transcript

Panel 1 : Ext. Pearly Gates – Day

A woman steps up to address St. Peter at his podium.

Woman

I helped cure cancer.

St. Peter

Wait in line.

Panel 2 : Ext. Pearly Gates – Moments Later

A man steps up to address St. Peter at his podium.

Man

I helped bring peace to the Middle East.

St. Peter

Wait in line.

Panel 3 : Ext. Pearly Gates – Moments Later

Kevin steps up to address St. Peter at his podium.

Kevin

I went to my friend’s improv show. At 11pm. On a Tuesday.

Panel 4 : Ext. Pearly Gates – Continuous

St. Peter gestures towards the Pearly Gates, which swing wide.

St. Peter

Come right in!