The Cord Cutter’s Lament

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Panel 1 : Int. Void – Day

Kevin stands, looking at his credit card bill. His bird sits on his shoulder.

Kevin

Man! All these streaming services really add up!

Panel 2 : Int. Void – Continuous

His bird ponders.

Bird

Hmm… if only there was a single service that gave you hundreds of channels for one price…

Panel 3 : Int. Void – Continuous

Kevin starts to respond.

Kevin

…You mean like ca-

Bird
(interrupting)

LIKE CABLE.

Panel 4 : Int. Void – Continuous

His bird looks closer at his cable bill.

Bird

Also: You pay for Netflix? What a chump!

Kevin deadpans to camera.