Kevin sits at a little table. On the table sits a small lamp with a red shade and a sign that reads “Lamp: $5. Still works! Red shade. 18″ tall.” Craigslist Guy steps up to the table.
Craigslist Guy
Hey. I’ll buy your lamp.
Kevin
Great! Can you take it today?
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Craigslist Guy answers.
Craigslist Guy
Well, see… I’ll have to borrow my mom’s-“
Kevin (interrupting)
Oh no no! No need to tell me your life story…
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Wider to reveal several people standing behind Craigslist Guy.
Kevin
Other folks are interested too. So just tell me if you can take it today.
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Craigslist Guy launches into a big block of backstory.
Craigslist Guy
Well, see… I’ll have to borrow my Mom’s car because I don’t want to carry it home on the bus because the bus driver is a jerk who wouldn’t let me bring my lunch on the bus because one time I spilled but it wasn’t even my fault because he went around a corner too fast so my soup spilled out of my thermos which I guess I should have closed tighter but hey…
