If I Judged Dog Shows

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Panel 1 : Int. Dog Show Arena – Night

Dressed in a sharp blue suit and purple bowtie, Kevin paces back and forth in front of lineup of cute doggos.

Kevin (v serious)

Bring out the corgi, please.

Panel 2 : Int. Dog Show Arena – Continuous

Kevin continues to pace, but in the opposite direction.

Kevin (v serious)

..And the French Bulldog, please.

Panel 3 : Int. Dog Show Arena – Continuous

Kevin stops in front of the entire line of remaining doggos.

Kevin (v serious)

…And all the rest, please.

Panel 4 : Int. Dog Show Arena – Moments Later

Kevin lays on the ground, swarmed by cute, eager puppers. Standing over him are two old, dour-faced judges holding trophies waiting to be awarded.

Kevin (v serious)

I’m going to need more time, please.