How To Motivate Your Co-Workers

How To Motivate Your Co-Workers

Strip Info

Title: How To Motivate Your Co-Workers
Date: March 21, 2021
Tags: aphorisms, boss, capitalism, cubicle culture, Kevin, motivation, office, The Old Switcheroo, white people, work

Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Office – Day

Kevin stands next to a Bossman in front of a group of office workers.

Bossman: Remember: Failure is not an option.
Kevin: Yes, but failure is the best teacher.

Panel 2 : Int. Office – Continuous

The Bossman looks over as Kevin continues.

Kevin: So if you want to succeed at learning, consider failing.

Panel 3 : Int. Office – Continuous

The Bossman whispers to Kevin.

Bossman: What are you doing? We’re supposed to motivate them.
Kevin: I am!

Panel 4 : Int. Office – Continuous

Something dawns on the Bossman

Bossman: Wait- do you even work here?
Kevin (arms up): Naps for everyone!