Here’s the original version of this comic. I changed it when folks pointed out to me that pet birds eat chicken all the time. Which is technically cannibalism, right?
Transcript
Panel 1 : Int. Home – Day
Wearing a pink kitchen apron, Kevin walks in, holding a large cooked turkey on a platter. Across the table, his bird perches on the back of chair watching.
Kevin
Happy Thanksgiving!
Panel 2 : Int. Home – Continuous
Kevin places the turkey down on the table. His bird leans over to inspect.
