Every GenX Kid’s Dream

Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Teenage Kevin’s Room – Day

Teenage Kevin looks surprised when Future Kevin appears out of a wormhole behind him.

In the year 1993…

Future Kevin

Hey Kevin! I’m YOU from the future! I’ve got great news!

Panel 2 : Int. Teenage Kevin’s Room – Continuous

Future Kevin continues.

Future Kevin

Thirty years from now, they’re going to make a great TMNT movie!

Teenage Kevin (O.S.)

Big deal. We’ve already had three TMNT movies.

Future Kevin holds up a poster for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtes: Mutant Mayhem.

Panel 3 : Int. Teenage Kevin’s Room – Continuous

Future Kevin continues.

Future Kevin

Yeah, but this one will have a score by Trent Reznor!

Teenage Kevin (dismissive)

~OK cool~ Thanks for letting me know. Bye!

Teenage Kevin waves his future self away.

Panel 4 : Int. Teenage Kevin’s Room – Continuous

Future Kevin shrugs.

Future Kevin

I thought you’d be excited! What are you do–

Teenage Kevin (interrupting)

JUST GO!

We now can see that Teenage Kevin, hunched over, has hastily thrown a blanket over his groin.

Bonus Panel : Int. Future Kevin’s House – Later

Back in the future, Future Kevin stands in his living room, shivering in disgust. Nearby, his bird scoffs.

Bird

It’s your fault. You gotta knock, remember?