Advice From The Future

Title: Advice From The Future
Date: July 9, 2019
Tags: cell phone, dumb things people do, Future Kevin, Instagram, Kevin, smart phone, social media, time travel, white people
Notes: Easter Egg: I actually made an Instagram account for Future Kevin. That’s how far I’ll go for a bit.

Panel 1 : Int. Room – Day

Present Kevin looks at his phone.

He starts to type a username: “fartybut..”

Panel 2 : Int. Room – Continuous

A time portal opens and out steps Future Kevin. Future Kevin looks just like Present Kevin, except he has greying hair, a pudgy belly, and a beard.

Panel 3 : Int. Room – Continuous

Present Kevin is taken aback.

Panel 4 : Int. Room – Continuous

Present Kevin looks incredulous.

Panel 5 : Int. Room – Continuous

Future Kevin ignores him.

Future Kevin: Listen! Someday you’ll want to use that account for professional stuff.

Panel 6 : Int. Room – Continuous

Present Kevin looks down at his phone as Future Kevin continues.

Future Kevin: People won’t take you seriously with a dumb username. So don’t do it!

Panel 7 : Int. Room – Continuous

Present Kevin smiles as Future Kevin steps back into the time portal.

Panel 8 : Int. Room – In The Future

Future Kevin looks down at his phone. His username is now “dumbbeard69.”