Comics in Category : Kevin

Sliding Doors

Sliding Doors
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Title
Sliding Doors
Date
November 16, 2018
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Panel 1 : Ext. Wal-Maht – Day

Kevin steps up to the sliding glass doors of a Wal-Maht.

Ever since I was a kid, I’ve loved automatic sliding doors.
Panel 2 : Ext. Wal-Maht – Continuous

Extreme close-up on Kevin’s eyes.

I still pretend I’m opening them with my mind.
Panel 3 : Ext. Tatooine – Dusk

[Fantasy] Kevin, dressed in Jedi garb, waves his hand to open the sliding glass doors.

…like a Jedi
Panel 4 : Int. Wal-Maht – Continuous

Kevin strides confidently past a Greeter.

Greeter
Welcome to Wal-
Kevin
(interrupting)
To the sock section, my Padawan!

When You Can’t Take A Compliment

When You Can’t Take A Compliment
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When You Can’t Take A Compliment
Date
October 15, 2018
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Panel 1 : Ext. Jersey Home – Evening

Bradley Cooper leans out from the window of his black SUV.

Bradley Cooper
Hey…
Panel 2 : Ext. Jersey Home – Continuous

Near the front gate, Kevin turns around. Interest peaked.

Panel 3 : Ext. Jersey Home – Continuous

Cooper’s eyes twinkle.

Bradley Cooper
I just wanted to take another look at you.
Panel 4 : Ext. Jersey Home – Continuous

Kevin’s face contorts into the worst “pretty ugly” smile imaginable.

The Hogwarts Sorting Hat Is A Jerk

The Hogwarts Sorting Hat Is A Jerk
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The Hogwarts Sorting Hat Is A Jerk
Date
August 31, 2018
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This comic is a perennial favorite. Every couple of months, a Harry Potter themed Instagram account will post it. Then all the others will too. People love the Harry Potter, what can I say?

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Panel 1 : Int. Hogwarts – Night

A new Hogwarts student smiles as the Sorting Hat proclaims his house.

Sorting Hat
Gryffindor!
Panel 2 : Int. Hogwarts – Moments Later

Same thing. But with a different student.

Sorting Hat
Hufflepuff!
Panel 3 : Int. Hogwarts – Moments Later

Same thing. Only this time with Kevin.

Sorting Hat
Only saw the movies! Never read the books!
Panel 4 : Ext. Hogwarts – Moments Later

Surrounded by new students, Dumbledore banishes Kevin from Hogwarts. Kevin, shoulders slumped, walks away.

A Little Potty Humor

A Little Potty Humor
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A Little Potty Humor
Date
August 3, 2018
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This is a redraw of the original comic. You can still see the old one on my Instagram. I was experimenting with my character design. It turned out real cringy. This one’s much better.

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Panel 1 : Int. Bathroom – Day

Kevin brings a small Succulent plant into the bathroom.

Kevin
I bought a plant to liven up my bathroom!
Panel 2 : Int. Bathroom – Continuous

Kevin places the Succulent on the tank of the toilet.

Kevin
There you go, little buddy. Enjoy!
Panel 3 : Int. Bathroom – Continuous

Kevin exits. Leaving the Succulent alone with the Toothbrush Mug.

Panel 4 : Int. Bathroom – Continuous

The Toothbrush Mug speaks to the Succlent.

Toothbrush Mug
Hope you like breathing poo gas, kid.

At The Gym

At The Gym
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At The Gym
Date
July 20, 2018
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Panel 1 : Int. Gym – Day
Other People Working Out

A handsome, fit man sits at a lat pulldown machine. Smile on his face, he pulls down the bar at a moderate weight.

Panel 2 : Int. Gym – Later
Me, A Peak Athlete

Kevin struggles at the same machine with much less weight. His face contorts and his legs kick up in protest.

Pale At The Beach

Pale At The Beach
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Pale At The Beach
Date
July 9, 2018
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This comic was reposted on 9Gag’s Instagram. It got 1.9 million likes. Which gave me the validation I needed to keep making comics.

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Panel 1 : Ext. Beach – Day

Kevin walks out onto a crowded beach on a sunny day. Wearing black trunks, a black shirt, and black sunglasses with a towel slung around his shoulder, he looks around non-challantly.

Panel 2 : Ext. Beach – Continuous

Kevin starts to take off his shirt. Revealing his white belly.

Panel 3 : Int. Beach – Continuous

The sun reflects off Kevin’s white belly so hard, he becomes a supernova. The white-hot blast incerates the people closest too him. Further away, folks scream, shielding their eyes from the bright flash. Birds drop from the sky. One guy’s face starts to melt off.

Nothing’s Gonna Stop Me Now

Nothing’s Gonna Stop Me Now
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Nothing’s Gonna Stop Me Now
Date
February 28, 2018
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Panel 1 : Ext. Street – Day

A paramedic crouches over a man who has been shot. He clutches his chest in pain.

Paramedic
Help! This man is dying. The only thing that can save him is someone singing the “Perfect Strangers” theme from memory!
Panel 2 : Ext. Street – Continuous

Kevin nudges his way to the front of the gathered crowd.

Panel 3 : Ext. Street – Continuous

Kevin steps up. Closes his eyes. Raises his arms in an offeratory stance.

Kevin
Everyone stand back.

When Your Favorite Band Gets Too Popular

When Your Favorite Band Gets Too Popular
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When Your Favorite Band Gets Too Popular
Date
July 30, 2016
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Panel 1 : Ext. Void – Day

Kevin rocks out listening to his favorite on his phone thru headphones. The band’s logo on his t-shirt.

Panel 2 : Ext. Void – Continuous

Some Guy steps up and points at Kevin’s t-shirt. The guy smiles.

Panel 3 : Int. Void – Continuous

The guy points at his own shirt. It’s the same logo. The guy gives a thumbs up.

Panel 4 : Int. Void – Moments Later

Kevin has started a smile fire on the ground between them. In it are his t-shirt, his phone. And, for some reason, his pants. Kevin stands in his boxers, glaring at the guy.

The True Meaning of “Saint”

The True Meaning of “Saint”
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The True Meaning of “Saint”
Date
August 24, 2015
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Panel 1 : Ext. Pearly Gates – Day

A woman steps up to address St. Peter at his podium.

Woman
I helped cure cancer.
St. Peter
Wait in line.
Panel 2 : Ext. Pearly Gates – Moments Later

A man steps up to address St. Peter at his podium.

Man
I helped bring peace to the Middle East.
St. Peter
Wait in line.
Panel 3 : Ext. Pearly Gates – Moments Later

Kevin steps up to address St. Peter at his podium.

Kevin
I went to my friend’s improv show. At 11pm. On a Tuesday.
Panel 4 : Ext. Pearly Gates – Continuous

St. Peter gestures towards the Pearly Gates, which swing wide.

St. Peter
Come right in!
Kevin and his bird peering out from behind an email app's icon

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