Comics in Category : Egg & Toast
Look With Your Eyes
Strip Info
- Title
- Look With Your Eyes
- Date
- January 30, 2021
- Tags
- bffs, dumb things people do, Egg & Toast, men and women, relatable, relationships, wholesome
Transcript
- Panel 1 : Int. Home – Day
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Toast stands in front of an open closet. Egg sits at the table across the room, working on a laptop.
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- Toast
- Where are the light bulbs?
- Egg
- Middle shelf.
- Panel 2 : Int. Home – Continuous
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Toast looks confused.
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- Toast
- Where? I don’t see them.
- Egg
(stops working) - Next to the towels.
- Panel 3 : Int. Home – Continuous
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Toast doesn’t see them.
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- Toast
- Where?
- Egg
- -Sigh-
Egg stands up and begins to walk across the room.
- Panel 4 : Int. Home – Continuous
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Just as Egg reaches Toast…
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- Toast
- Oh! There they are!
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Toast reaches for them. Egg just glowers at Toast.
Weekend ToDo List
Strip Info
- Title
- Weekend ToDo List
- Date
- January 15, 2020
- Tags
- bed, bffs, couples, Egg & Toast, productivity, relaxation, self care, weekends
Transcript
- Panel 1 : Int. Bedroom – Day
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Egg lies in bed, wrapped snug in the comforter. Toast walks up bedside, holding up a sheet of paper.
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- Toast
- OK! Here’s my list of everything we need to get done this weekend.
- Panel 2 : Int. Bedroom – Continuous
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Egg isn’t moved.
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- Egg
- Is “Stay In Bed & Watch Netflix” on your list?
- Panel 3 : Int. Bedroom – Continuous
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Toast looks quizzically at the list.
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- Toast
- No… That’s not–
- Egg (interrupting)
- –Weird. It’s on mine.
- Panel 4 : Int. Bedroom – Later
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Both Egg & Toast are curled up in bed, watching Netflix together. Toast sips a cup of coffee.
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- Egg
- Isn’t my list better?
- Toast
- Shut up.
Bedtime Ritual
Strip Info
Transcript
- Panel 1 : Int. Bedroom – Night
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Egg & Toast are in bed, saying goodnight.
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- Egg
- G’night.
- Toast
- ‘Night.
- Panel 2 : Int. Bedroom – Continuous
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Egg uses a pillow to play-smother Toast.
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- Egg
- …Forever!
- Panel 3 : Int. Bedroom – Continuous
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Egg pauses for a moment.
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- Egg
- Are you dead?
- Toast (under the pillow)
- Yes.
- Panel 4 : Int. Bedroom – Continuous
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Egg releases the pillow. Toast isn’t actually dead. Egg kisses Toast. Toast smiles.
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- Egg
- OK G’night.
- Toast
- ‘Night.
Head Nibbling
Strip Info
- Title
- Head Nibbling
- Date
- April 18, 2019
- Tags
- couch, Egg & Toast, head nibbling, Netflix, TV, weird
Transcript
- Panel 1 : Int. Living Room – Night
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Egg & Toast sit on the couch watching TV. Wrapped on in blanket, Egg lays their head on Toast, who looks over at it.
- Whenever we’re alone…
- Panel 2 : Int. Living Room – Continuous
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Toast slowly opens their mouth.
- …I know I can count on you…
- Panel 3 : Int. Living Room – Continuous
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Toast opens their mouth and nibbles lightly on Egg’s head.
- …to nibble on me like a weirdo.
- Panel 4 : Int. Living Room – Continous
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Toast continues to nibble. Egg looks up.
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- Egg
- Please don’t eat my head.
- Toast
- Don’t tell me how to love you.
Normal Selfies
Strip Info
- Title
- Normal Selfies
- Date
- April 4, 2019
- Tags
- bffs, cell phone, couples, Egg & Toast, selfies, smart phone, ugly selfies
Transcript
- Panel 1 : Int. Void – Whenever
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Close up on a series of 6 selfies of Egg & Toast, each increasingly ridiculous and heavily filtered.
- Panel 2 : Int. Void – Continous
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Smliling, Egg & Toast look at their phones.
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- Toast
- Have we ever sent each other a normal selfie?
- Egg
- Nope.
The Age Old Question
Strip Info
- Title
- The Age Old Question
- Date
- March 20, 2019
- Tags
- bff, burgers, couples, Egg & Toast, food, frustration, sushi, tacos
Transcript
- Panel 1 : Int. Living Room – Evening
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Toast sit on the couch, playing a video game. Over their shoulder, Egg sits ast the table, looking at a laptop.
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- Egg
- What do you want to eat tonight?
- Toast
- Whatever. You pick.
- Panel 2 : Int. Living Room – Continuous
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Egg offers a suggestion.
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- Egg
- Pizza?
- Toast (OS)
- Nah.
- Panel 3 : Int. Living Room – Continuous
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Egg offers another suggestion.
-
- Egg
- Tacos.
- Toast (OS)
- We just had tacos.
- Panel 4 : Int. Living Room – Continuous
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Annoyed, Egg offers another suggestion.
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- Egg
- Burgers.
- Toast (OS)
- Too Greasy.
- Panel 5 : Int. Living Room – Continuous
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Patience gone, Egg offers yet another suggestion.
-
- Egg
- Sushi.
- Toast (OS)
- Too Fishy.
- Panel 6 : Int. Living Room – Continuous
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Egg stand behind Toast, face screwed up in frustration. Oblivious, Toast keeps playing their game.
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- Egg
- What do you want to eat tonight?
- Toast
- Whatever. You pick.
The Correct Volume
Strip Info
Transcript
- Panel 1 : Int. Living Room – Evening
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Close up on the upper-righthand corner of a TV screen. A green overlay reads “Volume: 67”
- Panel 2 : Int. Living Room – Continuous
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Egg and Toast sit on their couch, watching said TV. Toast holds the remote. Wrapped in a blanket, Egg lays next to them.
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- Egg
- Turn it up to “70,” please.
- Panel 3 : Int. Living Room – Continuous
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Toast pauses.
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- Toast
- Why?
- Egg
- It has to be a mulitple of 5.
- Panel 4 : Int. Living Room – Continuous
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Toast looks confused.
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- Toast
- …Why?
- Egg
- Ssssh! I’m trying to watch!
The Power of Waffles
Strip Info
Transcript
- Panel 1 : Int. Bedroom – Day
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Egg lays in bed. Wrapped in a purple comforter. Toast stands at the foot.
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- Toast
- Are you getting out of bed today?
- Egg
- No.
- Panel 2 : Int. Bedroom – Continuous
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Egg doesn’t move.
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- Egg
- The world is hot garbage. I live here now.
- Panel 3 : Int. Bedroom – Continuous
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Toast makes an offering.
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- Toast
- I made waffles.
- Panel 4 : Int. Dining Room – Moments Later
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Egg & Toast sit at a little table. Eating waffles. Toast is all smiles. Egg is still wrapped in the comforter.
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- Egg
- Damn you.
Holiday Party Reruns
Strip Info
- Title
- Holiday Party Reruns
- Date
- December 15, 2018
- Tags
- bffs, couples, Egg & Toast, holiday party, holidays, social interactions
Transcript
- Panel 1 : Int. Holiday Party – Friday Night
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Dressed in festive holiday gear, Egg and Toast hold drinks and mingle. Toast is telling the punchline of a joke. Egg smiles.
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- Toast
- …And that’s when I realized …the cat was really a dog!
- Panel 2 : Int. Holiday Party – Saturday Night
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Another party. Different holiday gear. Different friend. Same joke.
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- Toast
- …And that’s when I realized …the cat was really a dog!
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Egg’s smile fades.
- Panel 3 : Int. Holiday Party – Sunday Night
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You guessed it. Egg has had enough.
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- Toast
- …And that’s when I realized-
- Egg
(interrupting) - -the cat was really a dog.
- Panel 4 : Ext. Sidewalk – Later
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Egg and Toast walk home down a snowy lane. They hold hands.
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- Egg
- We need to get you new jokes.
- Toast
- …Or go to fewer holiday parties.
A Good Fwump
Strip Info
- Title
- A Good Fwump
- Date
- December 3, 2018
- Tags
- anxiety, belly flop, bffs, couples, Egg & Toast, love
Transcript
- Panel 1 : Int. Void – Day
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Egg lies on the ground in the fetal position. A shell-shocked (get it?) look on it’s face.
- Whenever I’m feeling anxious and overwhelmed…
- Panel 2 : Int. Void – Continuous
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Toast walks in. Stands over Egg with a look of concern.
- I know I can count on you…
- Panel 3 : Int. Void – Continuous
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Toast flops face-down over Egg. Covering it. “Fwump!”
- …To lie on top of me like a weirdo.
- Panel 4 : Int. Void – Continuous
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Toast just lays there. A heart floats up from Egg.
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