Comics in Category : Couples

The Power of Waffles

The Power of Waffles
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Title
The Power of Waffles
Date
February 15, 2019
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Notes

This is one of my most popular – and personal favorite – comics of all time.

Transcript

Panel 1 : Int. Bedroom – Day

Egg lays in bed. Wrapped in a purple comforter. Toast stands at the foot.

Toast
Are you getting out of bed today?
Egg
No.
Panel 2 : Int. Bedroom – Continuous

Egg doesn’t move.

Egg
The world is hot garbage. I live here now.
Panel 3 : Int. Bedroom – Continuous

Toast makes an offering.

Toast
I made waffles.
Panel 4 : Int. Dining Room – Moments Later

Egg & Toast sit at a little table. Eating waffles. Toast is all smiles. Egg is still wrapped in the comforter.

Egg
Damn you.

Holiday Party Reruns

Holiday Party Reruns
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Holiday Party Reruns
Date
December 15, 2018
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Panel 1 : Int. Holiday Party – Friday Night

Dressed in festive holiday gear, Egg and Toast hold drinks and mingle. Toast is telling the punchline of a joke. Egg smiles.

Toast
…And that’s when I realized …the cat was really a dog!
Panel 2 : Int. Holiday Party – Saturday Night

Another party. Different holiday gear. Different friend. Same joke.

Toast
…And that’s when I realized …the cat was really a dog!

Egg’s smile fades.

Panel 3 : Int. Holiday Party – Sunday Night

You guessed it. Egg has had enough.

Toast
…And that’s when I realized-
Egg
(interrupting)
-the cat was really a dog.
Panel 4 : Ext. Sidewalk – Later

Egg and Toast walk home down a snowy lane. They hold hands.

Egg
We need to get you new jokes.
Toast
…Or go to fewer holiday parties.

A Good Fwump

A Good Fwump
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A Good Fwump
Date
December 3, 2018
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Panel 1 : Int. Void – Day

Egg lies on the ground in the fetal position. A shell-shocked (get it?) look on it’s face.

Whenever I’m feeling anxious and overwhelmed…
Panel 2 : Int. Void – Continuous

Toast walks in. Stands over Egg with a look of concern.

I know I can count on you…
Panel 3 : Int. Void – Continuous

Toast flops face-down over Egg. Covering it. “Fwump!”

…To lie on top of me like a weirdo.
Panel 4 : Int. Void – Continuous

Toast just lays there. A heart floats up from Egg.

Relationship Pie Chart

Relationship Pie Chart
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Relationship Pie Chart
Date
August 27, 2018
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Panel 1 : Int. Void – Whenever
Time Spent In A Relationship

A large pie chart, divided up into three slices. Two of them, very slim (about 5% each), are labeled “Eating” and “Cuddling.” A third, overwhelmingly large slice (about 90%), is labeled “Holding Up Your Phone & Saying ‘Look At This’.”

Not Why Women Carry Purses

Not Why Women Carry Purses
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Not Why Women Carry Purses
Date
August 20, 2018
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This comic was based on a bit we did in a Weird Couples video for BuzzFeed. Justin & Elizabeth played it so well, I tried to turn it into a comic. It kinda works.

Transcript

Panel 1 : Ext. Void – Day

Man and Woman are walking. Man, ginger smile on his face, holds up his sunglasses and gestures toward Woman’s purse.

Man
Hey babe – Can I stash these in your bag?
Panel 2 : Ext. Void – Continuous

Man puts his keys into Woman’s bag.

Man
And these?
Panel 3 : Ext. Void – Continuous

And his wallet.

Man
And this?
Panel 4 : Int. Void – Continuous

And his phone.

Man
And this?
Panel 5 : Int. Void – Continuous

And a case of beer.

Man
And these?
Panel 6 : Int. Void – Continuous

Unburdened, Man walks away, blowing a kiss to Woman – who stands hunched over by the weight of her bag.

Man
Thanks, babe!
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